By
Jade Watkins
01:14 EST, 25 May 2012
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08:11 EST, 25 May 2012
Most women buy their husbands-to-be a nice gift as a token of their love before exchanging vows.
But Kim Zolciak is not most women.
The 34-year-old poses topless in nothing but body paint as pre-wedding gift for her fiance Kroy Biermann on tonight’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding.
The mother-of-two gets a football jersey design artfully applied to her naked torso for her Atlanta Falcons footballer beau.
Racy: Kim Zolciak poses topless in nothing but body paint as pre-wedding gift for her fiance Kroy Biermann on tonight’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding
Earlier in the episode, the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star freaks out when she witnesses the shoddy construction for her wedding going on in the backyard of her home.
With just four days until the big day, she tells her assistant that there needs to be big changes, such as the disposal of a tent, which is erected for Kim to exchange her vows with Kroy under.
‘I want a tent that people can f***ing dance under, not one I am getting married under,’ she barks.
Illusion: Kim paints her top half to make it seem as if she is wearing a football jersey
Can’t strike a pose: Kim finds it difficult to strike sexy poses during the shoot as she is distracted about her wedding plans
As her racy shoot unfolds, Kim still can’t find the distraction she needs to get her mind off the wedding plans.
As Kim’s make-up artist prepares the red, white and black paint for her bodysuit, Kim asks: ‘How are you gong to cover my nipples?’.
‘I have gum drops or raisins, what are you?’ she answers, holding up some nipple petals as the pair laugh.
Clever: Kim’s painted top has Kroy’s surname and his number ’71′
Kim explains that she prefers to do something more personal and relateable for Kroy rather than pose in ‘tacky lingerie.’
‘I want it to incorporate Kroy’s jersey and have it painted on my body. To me that is sexy,’ she explains.
As the busty blonde star disrobes, her best-friend and matron-of-honour Jen enters the studio.
Breakthrough: Ever-the-professional, Kim overcomes her worries to strike some seriously seductive poses
‘Holy s***, get your knockers away girl,’ Jen says, as the pair muse over how they are going to get the paint off her body following the shoot.
‘How do I get this s*** off my skin? Kim asks.
Before the shoot, Kim tries to talk to Jen about her wedding planning issues.
Process: Kim’s make-up artist paints Kim’s body with red, white and black
How do I look? Kim looks unsure at first
‘We are hundreds of thousand dollars over the budget,’ she tells her. ‘…The florist backed out yesterday, so we have no f***ing flowers.’
Mid-way through the conversation Jen gets a text message and promptly leaves the studio, much to Kim’s disappointment.
‘Jen has been my best friend for years and I thought I could count on her to be my matron-of-honour. The whole experience has been a little disappointing,’ she muses.
Are you gumdrops or raisins? Kim’s make-up artist shows her several styles of nipple petals
Kim’s distraction around Jen and the disastrous wedding plans subsequently affects her ability to be sexy during the risque shoot.
‘I am finding it a little hard being sexy with all this stress going on with the wedding,’ says Kim, who poses in her paint and a pair of white football tights.
‘I was so excited to do this photoshoot for Kroy, but with all this wedding stuff, the photoshoot is the last thing on my mind.’
Celebration: At Kim’s bridal shower her assistant organises the reality star a lovely lunch with a group of friends, including her mother and her former Real Housewives Of Atlanta castmate, Kandi
Yet ever-the-professional, she overcomes her worries to strike some seriously seductive poses.
‘But I am looking so damn sexy..,. I just say cheese,’ she says as she struts around in her six-inch Christian Louboutin heels.
At Kim’s bridal shower her assistant organises the reality star a lovely lunch with a group of friends, including her mother and her former Real Housewives Of Atlanta castmate, Kandi.
Surprise! Kim’s friend and family shocked the reality star
‘My mom and I are definitely having our mother and bride ups and downs,’ Kim explains. ‘My relationship with Kandi have been rocky in the past, but it is always in these situations she comes through.’
During the low-key bash, Kim decides to share her racy snaps for Kroy with all of the guests, including Kroy’s mother.
‘It is all painted. The shirt is painted on my body,’ she explains, to which the mother-of-the-groom responds, ‘Oh my word.’
The Biermann matriarch also looks uncomfortable as Kim unwraps her gifts to reveal several sets of lingerie.
Warm embrace: Kim and Kandi have a heart-to-heart during the bash and share a cuddle
And there are more red faces when Kim receives a present from Kandi, who has her own sex toy company.
During the party Kim takes Kandi outside to talk about her issues with Jen, who meanwhile didn’t even turn up to the bridal shower.
‘I am so upset because my own maid of honour isn’t here,’ Kim explains, breaking down in tears. ‘It makes me realise you drove an hour and a half to come to my bridal shower.’
Tears: Kim breaks down when she talks to her husband Kroy about how disappointed she is with Jen
It brings Kim to ask Kandi to sing at her wedding.
‘I know we have had our ups and downs a bit, but I am so glad that you came,’ she says.
There are even more waterworks when Kim comes home to Kroy and tells him about Jen’s no show at the party.
‘So I am sitting there, and I realise there is no Jen,’ she explains. ‘I thought that Jen would be here for me but she is nowhere to be found.
‘And it really hurts my feelings. I am so hurt. Does she know? Does she really have a clue how upset I am?’
Opening up: The couple have a long chat about Kim’s fears and sadness over Jen
Later in the evening at another celebration in lieu of Kroy’s bachelor party, the footballer confronts Jen, who had turns up without an invite.
‘The bottom line is Kim is upset and Kim rarely cries and she cried all f***ing day,’ he explains during a confrontation in the carpark.
‘She looks around and doesn’t see you, her maid-of-honour.’
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She has 3 kids – Mrs. Chapman, Portland, So has my old nanny goat… come to think of it… there is a similarity!
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Woman’s like a university on Boxing day- no class.
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what does she wear wigs night and day and even sleeps in them?
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She’s attractive but in a overly manicured way.
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She’s ugly on the inside. Very selfish and self-centered. I can’t stand this woman.
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She looks ok to me. But certainly not 34. Easily 10 years older.
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So I guess “body painting” is just painting by numbers, yes that figures. Well hers anyway…. .
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I have no idea who these people are. Do I need to google them or are they just another sad bunch of people who need their 15 minutes fame?
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She is hideously ugly. Take away that hair and just look at her face. She looks like a man in drag. Those lips are awful, the drawn on eyebrows, the mascara, yuck. Disgusting. She needs to wash her face and drop about 10 pounds. I can’t stand high maintenance divas.
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Just goes to show, most women will do anything for money. End of.
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