If a less-than-well-known NBA player buys that rock, what will Kanye’s ring look like?

Here’s what happened today in Racked cities around the country:

LOS ANGELES—See who’s the lord of the rings in Hollywood, from the engagement rock with the most carats (Kim Kardashion, duh) to the least carats (Miley Cyrus: to be young, “poor,” and in love).

NEW YORK—Dare you go off the deep end wedding registry, here are some tips for what you should buy your favorite couple without incurring their why-couldn’t-you-just-get-us-the-salad-spinner wrath.

CHICAGO—This Chicago engagement and nuptial band legend had a leopard named Luther for a store side kick.